College or summer camp?

I've come to the recent realization that college is a lot like summer camp...

-You live in dorms with a bunch of stinky kids who like to pee all over the place and frequently make too much noise.
-The food sucks.
-Relationship news is the talk of the town!
-Peeing in public is sooooo cool.
-You have to attend things (like class) that you don't really want to.
-There's lots of bugs in your room/dorm.
-There's that one kid (or several) nobody likes but you somehow end up being around all the time.
-Somebody always craps their pants.

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